Great news, just in from the Korean Central News Agency of the DPRK! The latest, most promising drug on the market. Really, who needs Pfizer, Lilly and the others any more, when we could save millions, perhaps billions of $$ by obtaining superior medications from the DPRK!? Maybe they will be key in developing life-saving drugs for the developing world, while Big Pharma continues on its self-destructing path of re-marketing old drugs and creating new disorders for us to be diagnosed with. ...But back to North Korea's latest phenomenon:
Pyongyang, March 9 (KCNA) -- The Branch Academy of Biology under the Academy of Sciences in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea has developed a new kind of medicine for hepatitis. Made by the traditional method of Koryo Medicine and after over twenty years of research based on modern science, it is very efficacious for acute and chronic hepatitis, cholestatic hepatocirrhosis, cholecystitis, cholelithiasis, alcoholic and toxic hepatopathy as well as acute and chronic gastritis.
It was proved through clinical experiments by many hospitals in Pyongyang and local areas including the hospital attached to Pyongyang University of Medicine that more than 90 percent of patients were recovered from hepatitis in some twenty days in case of acute hepatitis and in thirty days in case of chronic.
Researchers say the tablet has a great detoxification power.
The result of its application to those patients who could hardly stop drinking shows that its effect is little different from that on those who did not drink.
A pill of this medicine taken after a drink neutralizes alcohol regardless of its amount. With this medicine 10-20 days are enough for a long-tern indigeston.
With no side-effect, it is good for the protection of the liver and stomach.
The medicine obtained a state patent in Juche 93 (2004).
Pfizer, are you listening? Sounds like they have some excellent products! Or perhaps they're even better at propaganda than you!?
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